
You're being handled, played, manipulated. I am, too.
Where is
Andre Agassi? Why hasn't he come out in the past 72 hours to tell us that drugs weren't the greatest thing to happen to him, no matter what his book excerpts seem to say? Why has this man who has done so many great things with his school for disadvantaged kids, let the message just hang out there?
Drugs fun. Hate tennis. Bad relationship with Dad.
If he wanted to clear his soul, to confess to his sins, then why did he need be paid $5 million to do it.
"Now that he is retired, he comes out and says this?"
Rafael Nadal said at an awards ceremony in Madrid. "It's a way of senselessly damaging the sport."
And when Agassi said that he failed a drug test, but the tour swept it under the rug, he took down all of his contemporaries, too. Superstars were given passes then, huh? Which other stars?
So where is Agassi? Why isn't he clearing up the details that have come out since the excerpts were released earlier this week? Well, he'll be on
60 Minutes on Sunday.
That's the next step in this sales pitch. Agassi has sold out. And if not, then he's following the worst advice imaginable from PR people. They are letting out information in drips to keep Agassi and his book in the headlines as long as possible.
Well, it's working. Earlier this week, I wrote a column saying that while this tarnishes his image, it was 12 years ago. It was a different lifetime ago for a man who had turned himself around. I was still going to believe.
Next headline: I'm losing belief. Watching Agassi manipulate us has changed everything.
See, I was categorizing him as having two lives: One was the young punk, rebel. Then came the grown up philanthropist.
An awful lot of people have believed this new life was all for show, that he was a phony. I'm still desperately clinging to the idea that he was not.
"There is a moment of regret, followed by vast sadness," he writes in the book, explaining his first experience with crystal meth. "Then comes a tidal wave of euphoria that sweeps away every negative thought in my head. I've never felt so alive, so hopeful -– and I've never felt such energy.''
So don't give up kids. There are easy ways to find hope, euphoria and the feeling you're alive.
Have you tried crystal meth?
I'm sorry, but this is not exactly the best message I've heard. And reading through every word of the excerpts in Sports Illustrated, I see not one hint of remorse or anything.

Surely, he isn't intentionally promoting drugs to kids. But at this point, no accidental message matters more than promotion of the book, apparently. Or the $5 million he reportedly received for the rights to it.
He should have been out the day these excerpts were released to explain. Instead, we have to wait for wherever his publicist might decide is the best place for him to clear his conscience.
It gets harder and harder each hour of this handling, Andre. It is not so easy to put his drug use and joyful memories of it into the first Agassi life anymore, because his irresponsibility these past few days are the actions of a 39-year old Agassi.
He still has done so much with that school, still talks eloquently about trying to overcome his mistakes and becoming the best person he can be. He honestly still says not to trust the good image you see now, either, because life is always a work in progress.
"Shocking,'' Martina Navratilova told the Associated Press. "Not as much shock that he did it as shock he lied about it and didn't own up to it. He's up there with Roger Clemens, as far as I'm concerned. He (Agassi) owned up to it (in the book), but it doesn't help now."
First, they dripped out that Agassi's excerpts will include a confession that he had done crystal meth. The next day, we got the excerpts. Now comes TV interviews. And soon, the book, Open, will be out.
And they keep things slightly out of context, slightly blurred and confusing so we'll have to keep looking for more. Just don't let any responsibility get in the way of the plan.
Agassi's career was down in 1997, and his assistant, Slim, Agassi says, suggested they do crystal meth together, because it would make him feel like Superman.
Hear that, kids?
Eventually, Agassi writes, he became a regular user, and once failed a drug test on the ATP Tour. When a tour official told him he had failed and would likely get a three-month suspension, Agassi invented a lie to get out of it. He wrote the tour, he says, saying that he had accidentally had a drink of pop from Slim, who had spiked the drink.

So the issue went away.
Would you be comfortable hearing the guy running your kids' school send this message?
Give him this: The story about the lie is helpful because you wonder how often this happens in other sports, too, where a star is given a pass. The ATP Tour seems, awkwardly, to be denying Agassi's charge. We need more truth about this stuff.
But this also makes you wonder about the other stars of his era.
Tennis players have reacted from different parts of the world. Serena Williams said, "I don't even know what crystal meth is, so, you know, that's what my reaction to it is."
Andy Roddick wrote this on his Twitter page: "Andre is and always will be my idol. I will judge him on how he has treated me and how he has changed the world for (the) better.'"
I was thinking the same thing, Andy. About three days ago.
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Andre Agassi
FILE - In this May 21, 1989 photo, Andre Agassi hits a return during the final match against Argentina's Alberto Mancini at the Italian Open men's tennis championships in Rome. International tennis and anti-doping officials expressed disappointment Wednesday, Oct. 28, 2009, at Andre Agassi's admission that he used a banned drug and lied to escape a ban, but said it was too late to take any sanctions against the eight-time Grand Slam champion. (AP Photo/Massimo Sambucetti)
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In this book cover image released by Knopf, "Open," by Andre Agassi, is shown. (AP Photo/Knopf)
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In this book cover image released by Knopf, "Open," by Andre Agassi, is shown. (AP Photo/Knopf)
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FILE - In this May 21, 1989 photo, Andre Agassi hits a return during the final match against Argentina's Alberto Mancini at the Italian Open men's tennis championships in Rome. International tennis and anti-doping officials expressed disappointment Wednesday, Oct. 28, 2009, at Andre Agassi's admission that he used a banned drug and lied to escape a ban, but said it was too late to take any sanctions against the eight-time Grand Slam champion. (AP Photo/Massimo Sambucetti)
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FILE - In this Sept. 2, 1997 file picture Andre Agassi, seen, during a news conference following his lost match against Australia's Patrick Rafter at the U.S. Open in New York. Andre Agassi's upcoming autobiography contains an admission that he used crystal meth in 1997 and lied to tennis authorities when he failed a drug test - a result that was thrown out after he said he "unwittingly" took the substance. (AP Photo/Ron Frehm, File)
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FILE - In this May 21, 1989 photo, Andre Agassi hits a return during the final match against Argentina's Alberto Mancini at the Italian Open men's tennis championships in Rome. International tennis and anti-doping officials expressed disappointment Wednesday, Oct. 28, 2009, at Andre Agassi's admission that he used a banned drug and lied to escape a ban, but said it was too late to take any sanctions against the eight-time Grand Slam champion. (AP Photo/Massimo Sambucetti)
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FILE - In this Sept. 2, 1997 file picture Andre Agassi, seen, following his match against Australia's Patrick Rafter at the U.S. Open in New York. Rafter won 6-3, 7-6 (7-4), 4-6, 6-3. Andre Agassi's upcoming autobiography contains an admission that he used crystal meth in 1997 and lied to tennis authorities when he failed a drug test - a result that was thrown out after he said he "unwittingly" took the substance. (AP Photo/Ron Frehm, File)
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(FILES) -- A file photo taken on July 16, 1997 shows US tennis player Andre Agassi reacting to his performance against fellow countryman Doug Flach during the Legg Mason tennis Classic in Washington DC. Agassi has admitted he tested positive for hard drugs during his career and lied to sporting authorities to escape a ban, reports said on October 28, 2009. Agassi, one of the world's greatest tennis players with eight Grand Slam titles, reveals in his autobiography to testing positive for the highly addictive drug crystal methamphetamine. In the book, serialised in London-based newspaper The Times, Agassi reveals he took crystal meth in 1997 when his form was falling and he was having doubts about his impending marriage to US actress Brooke Shields. AFP PHOTO/JAMAL A. WILSON (Photo credit should read JAMAL A. WILSON/AFP/Getty Images)
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(FILES) -- A file photo taken on December 13, 1997 shows US Andre Agassi playing a shot during his match against German Boris Becker on the second day of the Nelson Mandela Tribute held in Cape Town. Agassi has admitted he tested positive for hard drugs during his career and lied to sporting authorities to escape a ban, reports said on October 28, 2009. Agassi, one of the world's greatest tennis players with eight Grand Slam titles, reveals in his autobiography to testing positive for the highly addictive drug crystal methamphetamine. In the book, serialised in London-based newspaper The Times, Agassi reveals he took crystal meth in 1997 when his form was falling and he was having doubts about his impending marriage to US actress Brooke Shields. AFP PHOTO / STRINGER (Photo credit should read STRINGER/AFP/Getty Images)
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(FILES) -- A file photo taken on March 11, 1997 shows Andre Agassi of the US lunging for the ball during his match against Mark Philippoussis of Australia in their Champions Cup match in Indian Wells, California. Agassi has admitted he tested positive for hard drugs during his career and lied to sporting authorities to escape a ban, reports said on October 28, 2009. Agassi, one of the world's greatest tennis players with eight Grand Slam titles, reveals in his autobiography to testing positive for the highly addictive drug crystal methamphetamine. In the book, serialised in London-based newspaper The Times, Agassi reveals he took crystal meth in 1997 when his form was falling and he was having doubts about his impending marriage to US actress Brooke Shields. AFP PHOTO / Hector MATA (Photo credit should read HECTOR MATA/AFP/Getty Images)
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FILE - In this Sept. 2, 1997 file picture Andre Agassi, seen, following his match against Australia's Patrick Rafter at the U.S. Open in New York. Rafter won 6-3, 7-6 (7-4), 4-6, 6-3. Andre Agassi's upcoming autobiography contains an admission that he used crystal meth in 1997 and lied to tennis authorities when he failed a drug test - a result that was thrown out after he said he "unwittingly" took the substance. (AP Photo/Ron Frehm, File)
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
10-30-2009 @ 5:41PM
David said...
Agassi doesnt owe us anything.
And what is this trust test you are talking about?
How many kids do you think are going to even read this book?
Why does Agassi have to be a role model for people?
Cant he just be a former tennis player who wrote a book?
Its amazing what the irresponsible media latches on to these days.
The writer of this column needs to write about things that are important.
Some washed up celebrity tennis players tell all book is not worth all this.
Why dont you write about world hunger or poverty or genocide.
There are plenty of those things going on in the world right now.
Report on that stuff.
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10-30-2009 @ 6:41PM
RBJ said...
AS far as being washed up goes,he`s retired.One of the greatest tennis players of all time.Everyone has made mistakes.If you choose to have an athlete as an idol you are too far gone anyway.These folks are here because you pay the money.
10-30-2009 @ 10:35PM
Endlessroad Dom said...
I find it funny the you're lack of research makes you're statement seem like a total fool wrote it.........If you did you're research you would know that the (washed up tennis) star you're speaking of has raised and continues to raise millions of dollars per year for the under privleged.....his life has contributed more to this world than you and 10,000 more just like you will ever contribute to this world........I think that speaks volumes!
ask yourself what other then (talk Shit) have you done for the world....
10-31-2009 @ 2:21AM
James said...
I really admire Agassi for his admission for using drugs 12 years ago. He never had to say anything.
The only ones who apologize for using PEDs are the ones that are still playing and got caught. The reason they apologized? Because they got caught, not because they used them (baseball).
How many of the 104 MLB players who tested positive in 2003 will come out of the closet after they retire? Zero. Agassi is a class guy.
10-31-2009 @ 3:24AM
dmueller53 said...
Drug abuse kills people- it is tragic how many people, including blue chip athletes are dead because of this, and it is not slowing down. It is widely publicized that athletes today excuse drug use (performance enhancing, pain killers, etc) to compete. While no space is immune to the person that feels inadaquate enough to cheat, it is not an acceptable convention to cheat and lie in school, on the job, in court, etc. It just seems that a lot of this happens in sports. As embarrasing as the coverage may seem, I don't see the folks at the top of our "Major league" sports leagues doing anything substantial to curtail this - note the recent controversy over Mark MaGuire.. Is it time to replace these "leaders" with some people that are willing to take a stand for the health and well being of our youth and athletes? Or, should we continue to allow them to poison themselves?
10-31-2009 @ 10:28AM
mlp7595 said...
Agassi was a complete moron from the first time he stepped on the court and that has continued until this day and will, undoubtedly, continue in the future. He destroyed a classy sport with arrogant, tasteless and self-serving actions, on and off the court, all through his career. Why would anybody expect anything different now. I shut the tennis off any time he was on and when he became the face of tennis, I shut tennis off and have never gone back. I am sure I am not alone and in fact know many others. Agassi began the destuction of tennis as a major sport and Navratilova/King, the loudmouthed lesbians, and the self-centered, loudmouthed and disrespectful Williams sisters have finished it off. It will take many years and some classy champions, if ever, to turn this around. Good luck
10-31-2009 @ 1:46PM
dtenore said...
Nadal's comment also fails... what damage has Agassi done to the sport of Tennis?
Hello... his worst years were his "meth" years - what's the damage?
Stupid column
10-30-2009 @ 6:53PM
David said...
Ok "washed up" may have been a bad choice of words.
"Retired" it is.
I just dont understand how an athletes actions off the field need to be scrutinized so much and I am baffled by what the media chooses to shove down our throats.
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10-30-2009 @ 7:06PM
augustgschwartz said...
Who really cares - really.
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10-30-2009 @ 7:39PM
exp said...
Greg. Great article. But we are all human. Stars put a brave front up but at the end of the day, Karma catches you. It's a ying yang thing if you know what I mean. Have you wondered why all these rich people are unhappy? I like Andre and I actually don't fault him for trying things. But he is damaging the sport by confessing now. Now that he can't lose anything.
But Rafa's take is even more troubling. So if you are on steroids and are cheating, you should not even think about confessing because it hurts the sport? What? I guess Rafa should know a thing or two about that will all the accusations that Spanish Doctor made. let's hope he is clean.
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10-30-2009 @ 8:55PM
Bob said...
Couch, you must be guilty of some serious idol worship. Don't you have anyone to look up to besides your sports figures? You take this like Andre was your best friend and lied to you about sleeping with your girlfriend. You're taking all your direction from EXCERPTS of a book that you clearly haven't even read, writing ridiculous articles like you're about to have a nervous breakdown because you feel let down about a guy's mistakes from over a decade ago. The world isn't going to end tomorrow because one of your idols took (non-performance-enhancing) drugs when he was young and depressed. If he means so much to you, why don't you wait to see what he eventually says, instead of seeing how many knives you can stick in him first.
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10-30-2009 @ 9:14PM
jceasars911 said...
Probably just a ploy to sell books! I mean come on! Other than banging brooke, there isnt too much that is interesting about his tennis career! LOL Oh i forgot ...he kind of started that grunting thing that the ladies picked up and everyone is complaining about! lol! Oh oh oh i also forgot his rocking mullet! I will say that the best result of his playing tennis is what he has done to help children! Helping children is far better than hitting a ball over a low net any day I guess you could say the means justifies the end!
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10-30-2009 @ 10:55PM
zapj said...
Why does this journalist think people have to lie about drugs? The fact is that drugs make you feel great - that's why people take them. It's the reason people drink and smoke too. Do all of these substances have a serious downside? Well, yes they do. Some people avoid the downside. Everyone thinks that they will avoid the problems. A lucky few actually do avoid the problems. Agassi may have been one of the lucky ones. Should he lie and sell us a sob story?
The only reason tennis is tarnished by this is if they really gave him a pass when he tested positive. If that is true, then it's a tarnishing that's well deserved.
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10-31-2009 @ 1:52AM
tyrebitre said...
So, GREG, your message is that truth should be suppressed if it tarnishes the sport ? Now THAT is really a great message to send these impressionable youths you are so concerned about.
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10-31-2009 @ 1:58AM
BVRKNG said...
zapj is right on with his comments. You shouldn't judge someone until you've walked a mile in thier shoes. A kid's role model should be his/her parents, not a professional athlete...even if he did have an epic mullet.
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10-31-2009 @ 3:38AM
parmato said...
Does it really matter that he did drugs!!!!1 I really do not care what he did 12 years ago. The media just loves to run with a story to gain recognition. They are helping him promote a book so he can make more $$$$$$, lets just ignore the situation and avoid buying the book.
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10-31-2009 @ 6:46AM
susan said...
the tennis assoc is a joke! remember that one guy who had coke in his system? he got it from a kiss? and now we learn that they accepted the excuse that it was an aide's fault agassi had meth in his system? gee, pull those excuses in any other sport and see how far you get!
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10-31-2009 @ 8:17AM
billco122 said...
Couch is an A-hole who thinks he is sports' prosecuting attorney. He should shut up and go find a hole to crawl into
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10-31-2009 @ 10:30AM
mlp7595 said...
Agassi was a complete moron from the first time he stepped on the court and that has continued until this day and will, undoubtedly, continue in the future. He destroyed a classy sport with arrogant, tasteless and self-serving actions, on and off the court, all through his career. Why would anybody expect anything different now. I shut the tennis off any time he was on and when he became the face of tennis, I shut tennis off and have never gone back. I am sure I am not alone and in fact know many others. Agassi began the destuction of tennis as a major sport and Navratilova/King, the loudmouthed lesbians, and the self-centered, loudmouthed and disrespectful Williams sisters have finished it off. It will take many years and some classy champions, if ever, to turn this around. Good luck
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10-31-2009 @ 12:32PM
Bob said...
Wow, mlp, talk about being a hater. Don't know who you were watching, but once Andre got past his "rebel" youth days, he was a GREAT ambassador for tennis. While you were away pouting, the rest of us saw some great tennis matches with him, especially those against Sampras. Agassi may have been annoying early on, but he brought fans in by the droves once he matured, something you could use a dose of yourself.